Tired of being single. - Need Serious Help (1 Viewer)

[veanz]

become left handed

 

[zhongie]

Left handed?

Why? Do left handed people pick up more? I know they're far smarter than the average human being, and are really sinister...

 

[lengstar]

play it cool, act it smooth, be it king shit or maniac, get there attention. you want them to notice you oozing confident without being too much of a jerk.

 

[babydoll_]

so says the sleaziest bastard evar

 

[lengstar]

oi! aren't you bored? want me to come over and take you out dancing?

 

[olay]

Yeah move to America. You might find three hot desperate American chicks who loooove Australian accents who don't wear anything to bed and want you to stay over at their place

ROFL

anyway, i don't think picking up is the best way to go about things... if anything, it usually leads to short term things. maybe you should get involved in stuf where you meet new people... make friends with them, and if per chance things blossom thereon, then hurrah. if not, then hey, you've got new mates.

 

[glitter burns]

Left handed?

Why? Do left handed people pick up more? I know they're far smarter than the average human being, and are really sinister...

I'm sinister? This is news to me. :s

Lefties also live an average of 9yrs shorter.

 

[truly-in-bliss]

its a forum, not a chat room.

replies to the original post please.

 

[lengstar]

sorry lin, *kisses lin's feet
anyways
get yourself men health the magazine and follow the advice

 

[lengstar]

www.askmen.com
charm-magazine.com
www.menshealth.com

 

[Jago]

become left handed

haha, good call.

 

[Newbie]

lololol
i think he just has the wrong attitude
its sad that he is so desperate to get with someone, anyone would do
whatever happen to meeting the right girl

 

[Fairytale]

I think you should just relax and stop worrying about not having a girlfriend. The right girl will come. Just relax and wait. I don't think you should go on a mad search around the whole of New South Wales to find a girlfriend. Girls get turned off when you appear desperate. So just relax.

 

[veanz]

i believe i am mad...

have gone mad with searching for a guy... maybe its because of hormones.

but now, its easier to just go with flow - if it happens, it happens.

 

[Jago]

i thought you had a bf veanz?

 

[veanz]

i thought you had a bf veanz?

didnt work out, am completly heartbroken, feel alone, used three boxes of tissues, played our song over and over again, smashed a vase.. the list goes on.

lol nah, its still semi happening. i just like painting a sort of bridget jones picture with colin firth walking in to save me.

 

[pookie1234]

Dont cry over anyone, honestly no guy is worth it.

 

[Jago]

didnt work out, am completly heartbroken, feel alone, used three boxes of tissues, played our song over and over again, smashed a vase.. the list goes on.

lol nah, its still semi happening. i just like painting a sort of bridget jones picture with colin firth walking in to save me.

aww, if it makes you feel any better I'll be your e-bf and im sure babydoll won't mind being your e-gf

 

[veanz]

heehee, how do e-bf/gfs work? at least i wouldnt have to shave my legs

 

[jumb]

eeewwwwww!