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The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD (3 Viewers)

RivalryofTroll

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As the title says.

:awesome: (I'm one bored person)

Time to release your inner corny self.

I'll start off.

'Are you sin^2x + cos^2x? Because I think you are the ONE!'
'Are you tan45? Because I think you are the ONE!'
'If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x then together, we'd be one'
'You are the absolute value in my life, you turn all the negatives in my life to positives'

Your turn.
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

hey girl is ur discriminant positive, coz im lookinf for a real root.
babey i want f(u) so hard
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

this is beyond terrible
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

Just a few nice ones to begin with...

- I wish I was your conics homework so I'd be hard and you'd do me on your desk.
- I wish I could be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
- I wish I could be your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

Rivalry, you are more attractive and well behaved than an Analytic Function.
 

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'You are the absolute value in my life, you turn all the negatives in my life to positives'

someone said this to me once, i laughed for a good 5 minutes. points for trying :D
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

hey babe take off z bra ( where z=x +iy)
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

What is the purpose of this thread? To entertain humans?

On Runecape Spiral wrote an inequality.
 

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Just a few nice ones to begin with...

- I wish I was your conics homework so I'd be hard and you'd do me on your desk.
- I wish I could be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
- I wish I could be your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities
what has tech done to you bro?
 

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reminds me of this


even 'function' , hm
 

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what has tech done to you bro?
Mate, you have no idea... I've always wanted to try some of these lines BTW- come with me one day to Cronulla beach and we'll see how they go :)
 

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Mate, you have no idea... I've always wanted to try some of these lines BTW- come with me one day to Cronulla beach and we'll see how they go :)
hehe we in the same boat, i go all boys too.
and yeah defs brah, we be hitting up dem girllies at nulla wid our awesome maffs pick up lines.
deswa1: - I wish I was your conics homework so I'd be hard and you'd do me on your desk.
cronulla beach chick:eek:h really?
deswa1:yesss...*dreamy eyes*
chick: well how about you prove that my hand is not independent on your cheek. * slaps the kent*
siddy:kekekekekekeke, hey look theres shadow, lets ask him for some tips.
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

What is the purpose of this thread? To entertain humans?

On Runecape Spiral wrote an inequality.
For mathematicians to combine their romantic creativity and their knowledge of mathematics.

OR

There is no real purpose.
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

Another one:

'Hey angel you are 2/cosC'

[2/cosC = 2secC]
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

Another one:

'Hey angel you are 2/cosC'

[2/cosC = 2secC]
Come on, no explanation needed.

I've got a couple:

Our love is an exponential equation, forever increasing.

My love for you is like dividing by zero, it is undefined.
 

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Re: [The Mathematics CORNY Pick Up Lines THREAD]

inb4 pick up lines turn you all into virgins.
 

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how does one become a virgin
 

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