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Mate, change that to leading by 369 runs. Australia's feeling it now... SA needa make 600+ and declare. Then we can entertain ourselves looking at the facial expressions of Mitchell Johnson and Michael Clarke. ;)
600+? Haha there's no need for that! If they bat that long, they'll bat themselves out of the game and it'll be a draw. They need some good captaincy and an early declaration to give themselves a good chance to bowl Australia out considering rain looming on that last day. I'm sure Aus can't even chase 400+ in the 4th innings. The highest ever successful fourth innings run chase was around 420 iirc. SA should make 450 and declare.
 
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If the highest run chase ever was 420, declare at 420 and make it obvious that Australia have to make a world record to win. Extra pressure that way, rather than just arbitrarily getting 500 and going 'okay go with that', i think.
 

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the pitch looked like it was already wearing out yesterday. Imagine facing a swinging ball with uneven bounce from Dale Steyn or unforgiving bouncer from Morkel. I think they already have enough of a lead to bowl them out especially with the brittle nature of the Aussies top order. Considering there is rain forecast on the last day if i were Graeme Smith Id let Amla get his century and get straight into knocking over the Aussies
 

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Clarke's face in the news headlines today - priceless

What channel are you guys watching the cricket on? Fox? Or internet?
 

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Once again the Proteas show why they have the best bowling attack in the world, absolutely destroyed the Aussies batting line up. Steyn the best bowler by far along with a Mcgrath-like Philander. Then they have the best batsman in AB de Villiers along with Amla and co. I think the Aussies should be happy they won a match against the best and leave it at that
 

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Well fuck .... If Clarke could bat properly and we didn't get two ducks then we might of had a chance.
 

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Such is the reason why Steyn is my favourite bowler and de Villiers is up there for one of my favourite batsmen. :)



Clarke has been struggling with form recently, especially as he has picked up the habit of being bowled frequently. He can certainly do a lot better than he is now though and I am not really even a Clarke fan (that is me being nice about him actually), but I acknowledge his potential.
I agree. He isn't consistent...... Clarke (and the most of his team ) are terrible at batting. They early get above 40 runs. Knowing the calibre of India and south Africa's bowling and batting, I think Australia will struggle against both of them.
 

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I agree. He isn't consistent...... Clarke (and the most of his team ) are terrible at batting. They early get above 40 runs. Knowing the calibre of India and south Africa's bowling and batting, I think Australia will struggle against both of them.
Ahahhhaaahahahaa. You serious mate? India is shockingly bad. Recently they got destroyed by New Zeland in both tests and ODI's. They have lost alot of tests, in fact i think they have lost every series except for when they beat the Aussies in India. India's bowling is terrible and the only notable batsman is Kohli who plays well in and outside the subcontinent. Even Pakistan who rarely play cricket these days defeated India in India with ease. I still dont know how they are number 3 or something in both formats. India are overrated and never go full retard again lol
 

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Ahahhhaaahahahaa. You serious mate? India is shockingly bad. Recently they got destroyed by New Zeland in both tests and ODI's. They have lost alot of tests, in fact i think they have lost every series except for when they beat the Aussies in India. India's bowling is terrible and the only notable batsman is Kohli who plays well in and outside the subcontinent. Even Pakistan who rarely play cricket these days defeated India in India with ease. I still dont know how they are number 3 or something in both formats. India are overrated and never go full retard again lol
Lol

I only read up on SA and AU not India Ahaha.
 

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Ahahhhaaahahahaa. You serious mate? India is shockingly bad. Recently they got destroyed by New Zeland in both tests and ODI's. They have lost alot of tests, in fact i think they have lost every series except for when they beat the Aussies in India. India's bowling is terrible and the only notable batsman is Kohli who plays well in and outside the subcontinent. Even Pakistan who rarely play cricket these days defeated India in India with ease. I still dont know how they are number 3 or something in both formats. India are overrated and never go full retard again lol
Mate, India are up there on the top of the ladder for a reason ahahah. If you've been following them you'll know why :p
 

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Hmm... SA VS AU.. , what do you think will happen next?

A thumping by SA?? A win for AU?
 

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Mate, India are up there on the top of the ladder for a reason ahahah. If you've been following them you'll know why :p
they're at the top because they doctor their pitches at home to be rank turners. They crumble outside the subcontinent
 

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Mate, India are up there on the top of the ladder for a reason ahahah. If you've been following them you'll know why :p
Is the reason their incredible streak of 14 away games without a win? (The most recent being a narrow win over the powerful West Indies mid 2011).
 

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Hyper_Bole do you seriously take the rankings seriosuly? Dear god. ICC is corrupt to begin with and the rankings are terribbly inaccurate. New Zealand hammered India recently and moved one or two spots up whilst India stay 2nd or 3rd in both formats despite getting waloped by every decent team. Pakistan and Sri Lanka are below them somehow and they will both beat India in the Asia Cup. India are over hyped, over paid and over rated
 

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Hyper_Bole do you seriously take the rankings seriosuly? Dear god. ICC is corrupt to begin with and the rankings are terribbly inaccurate. New Zealand hammered India recently and moved one or two spots up whilst India stay 2nd or 3rd in both formats despite getting waloped by every decent team. Pakistan and Sri Lanka are below them somehow and they will both beat India in the Asia Cup. India are over hyped, over paid and over rated
Preach it brother. Words from a true Paki :haha:
 

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Fuarr classic catch by Bravo
 

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GG Australia got steamrolled by the west indies.
 

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