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Since people will be going to the snow soon...

Flanders: It's like i'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all...

Homer: Damn sexy flanders!
 

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Lisa: -Dad i think his an ivory dealer, his got ivory boots, his hats ivory and im pretty sure that cheques ivory.
Homer:Honey, a man with more ivory is less likely to kill the elephant, then a man that has no ivory.


Ivory Dealer: ok its a deal then.
Homer: Ok heres the Keys.
Ivory Dealer: Elephants dont have keys mr simpson
Homer: Fine ill just keep it then.
 
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Shell said:
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.



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ah some funny simpsons quotes I remember:
Barts boy band episode when they are watching the yevhan-het-nioj clip:
Lisa: What does it mean?
Homer: Lisa, It doesn't have to mean anything, like ramalama-bing-bang or give peace a chance.

Lisa becomes president:
Bart: Hey China, you used to be cool, what happened?
Chinese Ambassador: Hey, China still cool, you pay tomorrow! tomorrow!

Homer the nuclear sub:
"is the poop deck what I really think it is?"
"hmm, what will the captian do?"
faintly: "don't fire the torpedoes"
homer: "fire the torpedoes"

some of the new episodes just seem to repeat everything from older ones, just not as funny anymore.
 

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The new episodes rely on blunt dirty jokes too much. It's not that funny anymore.

I'm not sure whether these quotes have been mentioned already:

Mr Burns: "Smithers, there is a rocket in my pocket"
Smothers: "You don't have to tell me that, Sir."

And when Homer become's Mr. Thompson

FBI agent: "Hello Mr. Thompson"
*Homer looks blankly*
 

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Yeah, the new Simpsons are not as good as the older ones. Oh well, old Simpsons > new Simpsons > Futurama imo.
 

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Gay guy to Lisa : god lisa, if i was a 8 year old straight boy, I would so be holding your hand by now.


Homer singing in the nuclear plant : Max Power, he's the man with the name you want to touch...but you mustn't touch!! It sounds gound in your ear, but you musn't fear as it can be said by anyone.


Kwik E Mart Guru: You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That's great, because all I need is one.
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Kwik E Mart Guru: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Kwik E Mart Guru: Yes.
Homer: You?
Kwik E Mart Guru: Yes, I hope this has been enlightening for you.


Kent Brockman to Homer : That hat has been with the station for 25 years, it had one day left until retirement.


Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again
Lisa: I'd really like to believe it this time. I really would.
 

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The simpsons rule. Probably my favourite episode is "The Shinning"

Homer: Well its been a long trip, but were almost there.
Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door?
Homer: Doh!
[Tuesday]
Homer: Well its been 2 long trips, but were almost there again.
Marge: Homer, when you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?
Homer: Doh Doh!
[Wednesday]
Lisa: Oh no! i think we left grandpa back at the gas station...... what about grandpa?
 

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"mmmmm sacrilicious" when he ate that pancake stuck on the ceiling, and he thinks its God.

"Oohh Floor pie...woahhhh!" And he always falls for it.

And of course the Moe's Tavern prank calls are great, I like the Hugh Jass one though cause it backfired the most, or the really long one, I cant remember it now.

Also the Moe lie detector test where he lies abotu having a hot date, than ogling the victorias secret, than Sears catalogue. Or when they are doing some dream thingy, and he is hugging a cat or dog adn than he goes "what are you looking at"....crack up.

Oh and the one abotu how he says to bart to make a fuss when Marge and Lisa come back from a make over [for Lisa's entry into the pageant] and they maek a big fuss, so bart asks homer if he knows anythign else abotu women and homer is like, no thats it.

oh and one last one, the burlesk[cant spell it] house song!

Ill try to remember more...
 
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My fav episode has to be when home instead of getting the tape to help him lose weight he gets the one that teaches him big words.
 

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quotes

flanders are singing loudly next door while homers trying to watch tv...

homer: "Stupid flanders wish i was deaf"

homer: in a perfect world we would be known as the flimpsons"

rod and tod: "im full of joy joy joy joy
down in my heart
where
down in my heart to stay
and if the devil doesnt like it
he can sit on a tac
oww
sit on tac
owww
sit on a tac
owww"
 

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Lisa: "It's better to remain silent and maintain the illusion of stupidity than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Homer: *Oh no, what did she just say? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid* "HA, TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!" *Swish.*
 

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