Rite of Passage:
Section 2.3.1 of the Way of the Macquarian:
To get an official 'I am Macquarian' Certificate, participant must do the following:
1) Practice the art of stalking. You must gain at least 10 points to fulfil this criteria. If you stalk the following person, you will recieve the points ascribed next to their name. This is based on their own stalking ranking:
1.1. (...) (1 point)
1.2. Glitterfairy (1 point)
1.3. Pwar (1 point)
...
1.45 Iambored (100000000000000000000000000000000000 points)
2)Memorise the 15 minute desk policy of the library and use it against at least 5 people. This practice consists of:
2.1. waiting exactly 15 minutes next to a desk that lacks a human but
consists of someones belongings.
2.2. Throw said belongings on desk (urinating on belongings is optional)
2.3. Intentionally waiting for the person to return.
2.4. Recite rule to person.
3)You must create at least 10 utterly irrelevant posts on BOS every week. Topics must not be covering something that has already been covered at this forum. (good luck on that!
).
4)You must make a pilgrimage to the Harry Potter statue, where your certificate will be awaiting you.