I Thought Sex Was Fun... (1 Viewer)

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..:MizJay:.. said:
yeh it is. i try and give advice where i can but usually im bombarded with comments saying im a slut etc. im not a slut. ive hada bf for over a year, and recently broke up with him. i havent been with anyone else but him for almost 18 months. but anyway. good luck with ur girly.
Dun mind them... I dun reckon they know what a slut is...
 

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how bout abit of Mrs Camden, she needs some love too ya know. bit of a foursome, never done it but am willing to experiment.
 

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Dude, your ego should have been shattered.

Consider, "I've had sex ALOT, but you just seem to be too big".

Translation:

"You've got me off, and now I'm a bit tired, can't get myself wet, and booyakasha I'm going to sleep."

Here's what could have happened:

1. She wasn't wet enough
2. The condom she had wasn't lubricated (stupid stupid, it slides in much easier when it's lubricated. Try ansell [And no, ffs, I'm not implying I've had sex. I'm just stating cold hard facts.])
3. She HASN'T had sex before.
4. You're lying your ass off.

Jesus.
 

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2. The condom she had wasn't lubricated (stupid stupid, it slides in much easier when it's lubricated. Try ansell [And no, ffs, I'm not implying I've had sex. I'm just stating cold hard facts.])
You really didn't need to go and embarass urself by stating 'I'm not implying i've had sex'.

edit: Pookie, if u thought about it you would realise you can't be "Extremely lubricated" when it comes to sex, you're either lubricated or you're not lubricated. It's not like you can go and grab some industrial grade grease and smother that all over ur cock.
 
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wouldnt lik that much lube lead to

excessively lubricated :|
lik gliding on a monorail.. ..
 

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Excessive lubrication can lead to fanny farting. So can loose girls.
 

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Not-That-Bright said:
You really didn't need to go and embarass urself by stating 'I'm not implying i've had sex'.

edit: Pookie, if u thought about it you would realise you can't be "Extremely lubricated" when it comes to sex, you're either lubricated or you're not lubricated. It's not like you can go and grab some industrial grade grease and smother that all over ur cock.
Keypad's just perpetuating the mystery as to his virginity or lack thereof from the sex thread ages ago, despite the fact that nobody cares.
 
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hey i have had mch the same problemo, except i was the chick... and i was embarrassed, more then the guy i think.. so dont worry, she prob wants to kick herself.
*shudders from memories*
anyhow, we have all moved on now (as in everyone knew about it, friends etc, but thankfully not parents)
ahh, so, now i am ok, and Taxman, and other ppls, i think we need a big BOS ORGY!! haha, i hope i dont get in trouble for saying that.. but, i am so up for some girl on girl

tata
 

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Not-That-Bright said:
You really didn't need to go and embarass urself by stating 'I'm not implying i've had sex'.

edit: Pookie, if u thought about it you would realise you can't be "Extremely lubricated" when it comes to sex, you're either lubricated or you're not lubricated. It's not like you can go and grab some industrial grade grease and smother that all over ur cock.
im sorry have u even had sex?
thats right. u can be well lubed or minimally lubed. and for me and dave, there is never enough oil or lube. thankyou for ur time.
 
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see thats not right when u put someones name in it..
less he knows , and ur getting off on it
 

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withoutaface said:
Keypad's just perpetuating the mystery as to his virginity or lack thereof from the sex thread ages ago, despite the fact that nobody cares.
You know well that wasn't the point, it was of no ones right to know.
 

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this is very very bad..........underage sex is making me sick..............or it just might be the though of glycerine having sex with another man:( noooooooo
 

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