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chingyloke

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its sooo shit how they go off at us .. when its not even our fault.


today a customer said that hes gonna take us to today tonight for charging for bags......
lol! todaytonight would probably scoop that up too.

they all think it's some big conspiracy, to rob them of their hard earned cents. gah, customer service just makes me hate people sometimes.
 

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Buy a bloody calico bag and take it with you when you go to Target.

Hell, go shop at Supre so you get a free one, and then go shop at Target.
 

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KFC:
Customer: Hi can I please have a double beef and cheese (they weren't joking they meant bacon and cheese lol)

Customer: Hi do you sell any chicken that isn't fried? (This is before Cayan grill came out...um no it's just called Kentucky Fried Chicken)

Heaps of customers ask if we have anything vegetarian....like we have coleslaw and chips thats basically it but seriously why come to kfc for something vegetarian.
LOL!! I've had that. and also had a customer tell me that the chicken had to much oil in it and that it was too oily.

I've had customers ask me if we sold anything that wasn't deep fried. i was like umm coleslaw?? potato and gravy??

then u get the random customers that ask for fries or a mchappy meal or ask if we sell sundaes or mcflurries. LOL!!!
 
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Once i had this guy go through with all his groceries, I said the total amount, and then the next lady (who i thought he was with) swiped her card and everything while the guy was standing there watching (coz she thought it was pre-swipe, even though i asked her whether she wanted cash out), and therefore paid for the guys groceries. And when the docket was printing out the guy was like "so, how much was it???"

So embarrassing at the time, but kinda funny now lol.
 

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I was working in a music shop, with a massive guitar sale on. The shop was stocked full of guitars, there were guitars on every wall, under the front desk and outside the shop with massive yellow, green, red and orange banners and signs with the words "MASSIVE GUITAR SALE ON NOW! GET GUITARS OF ANY KIND FOR 20% OFF MINIMUM!!! GUITARS GUITARS GUITARS!!!" everywhere you looked.

This one dude walks into the shop and up to the front desk, reading every sign and looking at all the guitars.

Customer: Do you sell guitars?
Me: (WTF!!!!! ROFL!!!! AHAHAHA!!!) Yes... We uh... Do...
Customer: Are all these guitars for sale?
Me: Uh. Yeah.
Customer: What are these signs about?

It was at that point that I said "Hang on, I've got to do something out back" and got the other dude to deal with him.
 

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I had some visually impaired customer crack it at me since the store I work at stopped stocking a particular product. By the end of it, all the customers in the store were laughing at her outburst.
 

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I had one today. It was closing time and we already shut the door. Then this guy forces his way in with his young son and asks us to recommend something for his son which was so trivial we were just like what the? Geez, can't you wait till tomorrow? It wasn't life threatening by any means.

Some people....*facepalm*
 

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Guy picks up bottle with big "$2" sticker on it...
Guy: "so, is this two dollars?"

UGH
 

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Bus stops at bus stop and then drives off.
A lady then come running ONTO the road and essentially infront of the bus.

She then proceeds to bang onto the door to make the driver let her in. He jus screams " Are you alright?! WHat are you doing?!"

Bus driver drives off and the lady walks off pissed.
 

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I heard this from a friend who worked at Maccas's. This was a regular.

Customer: Can i get a cheeseburger, except without meat, cheese or buns?

She always ends up getting a piece of lettuce with a bit of sauce on it.
 
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Working in a lolly/chocolate shop-

"What does the 'Milk Strawberry Delight' taste like?"

"If these are $2.50 for 100g, then how much is a 100 gram bag going to cost me?"

Working in a cafe/restaraunt-

"What filling does the Goat's Cheese Tart have?"

"If I buy one sandwich and split it between my kids will I only have to pay for one sandwich?"

"Is the Chicken and Mushroom pie vegetarian?"

"Is the Potato, Leek and Bacon soup vegetarian?"

"Does the "Gluten-Free Orange + Almond Cake have any wheat in it? I'm a Coeliac you see..." *snort* yeah right, you're just on a diet but want to be taken seriously, a Coeliac would know the answer since it's advertised as "Gluten Free"
 
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I heard this from a friend who worked at Maccas's. This was a regular.

Customer: Can i get a cheeseburger, except without meat, cheese or buns?

She always ends up getting a piece of lettuce with a bit of sauce on it.
Ah yea, I remember an order when I was working there.

A filet-o-fish without the fish. We just lol'd.
 

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C: What's in a meal?
Me: Chips and a drink...

Edit:
C: This burrito doesn't taste right, I want a refund.
It was their first ever burrito!
 
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