I am posting this from an anonymous account so my friends don't find out.
Yesterday I went to Myer and bought a small bottle of my best girl friend's perfume. I said to the sales assistant it was a 'gift'.
On the way home I stopped by the sex shop and purchased an inflatable life sized sex...
Hi, i'm not a fan of dooff
but i am aware that many people are
if doof i your thing go drown in a bottomless swimming pool while getting raped by omie jay's pre op transvestive girlfriend; meliz92.