The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[Legham]

from pink to black?

Whichever you like!

 

[teena]

heres one that i heard on a tv show a while ago... i dont think its a good idea to use it though..

did you fart? cause u just blew me away

 

[Gilbert1]

Sing this and dance around:

And then they go "you've seen Bring it on thats soooo cute. So do you have a bf?"

 

[Bobness]

"Nice day isn't it?"

"Wtf are you hitting on me? Manwhore!" *whacks guy with handbag*

Classic case. Scenario.

 

[Davriel]

I recently learned a new pick-up line (don't ask why, where or how). For all male nerds or geeks this one is for you to use (I haven't used it...yet).

Guy: "YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo."

 

[teleopa]

:worried:

 

[bringbackshred]

Me: Have you got tickets?

Girl: To what?

Me: *flexes bicep* TO THE GUN SHOW!

I'm sad to say that this has worked.

 

[jenchowdhury]

guy: did it hurt?
girl: what?
guy: when u fell done from heaven?

 

[jenchowdhury]

Originally Posted by bringbackshred
Me: Have you got tickets?

Girl: To what?

Me: *flexes bicep* TO THE GUN SHOW!





that is an awesome pick up line.. it wouldve worked on me hahah

 

[Bobness]

guy: did it hurt?
girl: what?
guy: when u fell done from heaven?

guy "did it hurt?"

girl "when i fell from heaven you unoriginal jerk?"

guy "no. when i kicked you in the ass cause you're blocking the way to my presents. zomg an alba poster yay!"

 

[Sparcod]

Guy: "YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo."

I can tell that the girl might have a hard time figuring this one out.

 

[marthastuart]

My friend just kisses girls he knows and hopes they don't slap him.
It works.






Bastard.

 

[Gilbert1]

If we were both squirels would you let me bang nuts into your hole?

 

[*yooneek*]

girl: "my mum said i'm not allowed out cause im infectious"
the guy: "you are infectious"
girl: "yeah its pretty disgusting"
the guy: "i don't mean your cold"

:rofl:

 

[Fish Sauce]

Oh.. oh.. and...

'If you were sine squared theta.. i'd be cosine squared theta.. because together... they make one.'

Ahaha.. that'd work on me.

That one kicks major ass.

 

[vulgarfraction]

If your were homwork, I'd be doing you on my desk right now

That's about the only good one in the past few pages....

 

[marthastuart]

"Let me be your Frodo."

'Nuff said.

 

[Davriel]

I can tell that the girl might have a hard time figuring this one out.

Indeed. I did use it. First girl looked at me like I was from out of space. The second girl (a nerd by chance) understood it, laughed, then shooed me away. Dang.

 

[FerengCheng]

Wow this is entertaining. I can't believe some of these are used- they're either long or hard to say, and by the time the words get out, the receiver will either think you're an idiot, or have lost interest. Unless you find a patient understanding type.

 

[Sparcod]

"We're magnets!"