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I could go another round...

oh yes it was... it was a 2hr piece of crap, a hack and paste job from many a well known books, jammed together in order to form some semblance of a story that wasn't even good. He died at the end for chrissakes!
 

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fine fine.. its was shit
..but it kept me entertained and thats all that matters + the huge ship was the standout ..
 

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steph@nie said:
I could go another round...

oh yes it was... it was a 2hr piece of crap, a hack and paste job from many a well known books, jammed together in order to form some semblance of a story that wasn't even good. He died at the end for chrissakes!
lol he did die??

i've got the movie on dvd and i've watched it until the part where the bad guy's gotten away and he left the bomb on the submarine. Then i couldn't watch it anymore cuz i can't take it, it's just that shit, so i thought i might watch it some other day.

Now that i know the ending i'm not going to watch it ever again.
 

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oh yeh. that ship was teh cool. and it did have stuart townsend in it.
 

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i agree with steph, the movie was pretty poor, the was cool, but the books/comics were done justice, they were awesome
 

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rumour said:
Spiceworld!!!
NOOOO!!! you lie! you LIE!
i quite liked league of extraordinary gentlemen too

Cruel Intentions 2 was crap. Why'd they make a second one....WHY?
 

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rumour said:
Bulletproof Monk&
Spiceworld!!!
No, blasphemer.

You're confusing shit with 'so bad that its good'... *clutches Spiceworld DVD*
 

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blade II or jumanji... as the comic book guy wud say, "worst movie ever"
 

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more to the shit list

National Security
Queen of the Damned
Rock Star
Dumb and Dumber 2
Hellboy (shittest movie ever made don't watch it!!)
 

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There are a few trends we can observe about bad films.

1. Films containing popstars are usually bad (e.g. crossroads, spiceworld, gigli, glitter)

2. The sequels to films that were mediocre or ordinary are usually horrendous (e.g. Bring it on Again, Legally Blonde 2, Cruel Intentions 2, Honey I Blew Up the Kids)

3. There are two categories of bad- some films are just really bad, other films are really bad but good (e.g. spiceworld, attack of the killer tomatoes)

Those are the trends I have observed anyway.
 

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i sooooooo agree with u, braindrainedash!!!!! especially catergory number 1, why would you risk your already shonky "career"??? ;)
 

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catogery 3 --> children of the corn, children of the corn II, children of the corn III, children of the corn IV, children of the corn V, children of the corn 666, children of the corn 7

number 7 was called: 'revelation' - it finally hit them "hmm, maybe we should stop making these?"

...perhaps this fits under sequels aswell?

and finally... DO NOT SEE HELL BOY
 
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