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Sorry Benny, was too busy laughing at this:
Heh, vastly overrated and wants more money than Stevie G gets. It's got flop written all over it, you guys should spunk it on Tevez or Huntelaar instead.
Sorry about the swears, a guy on another forum took a bit of creative licence with the article.Some Sunday rag said:Torres Stuns Scouse Cunts With £31.2m Contract Demand
Fernando Torres is reportedly demanding a six year contract worth a massive £31.2million, on the back of Inter Milan's willingness to meet that.
Just when it seemed like Scouse Cunts had seen off the last of the obstacles, a new one seems to have appeared.
A deal with Atletico Madrid has been agreed, and Luis Garcia's move to El Calderon is also all but done, but Fernando Torres, the man who matters, is proving to be the new road-block in his own move to Scouse Cunts.
The Sun report that the striker has asked for a bumper £100,000 a week salary, and a six year contract, which totals to £31.2million.
It is worth noting that Scouse Cunts had decided to dish out his transfer fee - which is much lower than this - only after much deliberation.
Though this amount will be amortized over six seasons, it is a contract that supposedly only five Premiership players - Shevchenko, Ballack, Cuntarrd, and Ronaldo and Henry - have ever topped.
With even Cuntski deciding that Fat Deflectotronic Cunt and skipper Despicable glass-jawed racist patchy haired cunt will not be offered £100,000 a week or over, it would be an understatement to say that Torres' demand has stunned Scouse Cunts.
There seems to be an offer from Inter Milan that has caused the problems. The report insists that Torres' agents, Bahia International, are keen to use the Nerazzurri's offer to land him a bumper contract.
Sources from the agency have been quoted as saying: "He’ll only leave Atletico if the club, and the offer, is absolutely right for him."
It is unclear whether Scouse Cunts will meet this demand. They will want to baulk at it, but will know that losing the player over wage demands after all the hard work they have put in, will be a very sorry situation to be in.
Heh, vastly overrated and wants more money than Stevie G gets. It's got flop written all over it, you guys should spunk it on Tevez or Huntelaar instead.