The 'CLUBs' Guide (sydney) (1 Viewer)

[Orange Juice]

wait .... so are you gay or not? you dont need to make an impression if your gay... i was like 80% sure though... from the pics ive seen, shes got aviators..! Plus even if i was 100% im not even sure i would go and speak to her... itll be just a bit too wierd... maybe if i was piss blind...

 

[mack]

Umm no, I'm hetero, I cant make a bad impression with my shitty hair I've got now. Why would you meetin her be wierd?

BTW, did you happen to see the chick behind the counter at Fcuk yesterday?

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

let me guess mack, was she blonde skinny and heaps HAWT? lol

 

[Orange Juice]

nah wasnt in fcuk yesterday... was she hot? the chick in general pants was sooooo fucking hot... bubz had a gp bag... maybe she saw her too

i dunno... its wierd just walking up to a random in broad daylight , saying your from bos...and specially when your my size...its kinda intimidating

 

[mack]

let me guess mack, was she blonde skinny and heaps HAWT? lol

No no, she was tall, asian and so fucking HAWT I nearly creamed my pants.

 

[Orange Juice]

god dammit... what days she be working? i gotta go check her out.... but then again if shes tall to you... shes probably a giant...

 

[mack]

Nah I meant tall for an asian chick, like 5'5ish.......


Go on Thursdays. Round 2pm.

 

[Orange Juice]

5'5 is still taller than me... but ill be sure to check her out... next week...
bubz just confirmed it was her in the city... and fuck shes got one of them photographic memories

 

[mack]

Hmm....do you know if she was on George Street round 2.30? Coz if that was her, I went right past her.

 

[Orange Juice]

ill ask her... and why the fuck did you block me on msn? too cool for ugli men are you? or is it cuz im straight or something?
she told me she was meeting someone else from bos at qvb

 

[mack]

I didnt block you ya paranoid fuck! I just signed off........

 

[Orange Juice]

dont fucking swear at me young boy... respect your elders... ie me...
get on i gotta ask you something i cant ask here

 

[lengstar]

Shut up the both of youse! The only person who should get the respect here is me!

 

[mack]

No no, we can divide the respect three ways. How does a 95-2.5-2.5 split sound?

 

[Orange Juice]

how about you just go exfolioate (sp?) mackie?

 

[mack]

Nice call!


No, seriously.

 

[lengstar]

i guess he's off to exfoliate then.

 

[mack]

Yeah, exfoliate Juicys face, with a beltsander.

You know him, hes not really 142 cm is he? I saw a pic of him, hes not that short.

 

[paper cup]

Yeah, exfoliate Juicys face, with a beltsander.

You know him, hes not really 142 cm is he? I saw a pic of him, hes not that short.

yes scrub away all the dead skin cells

 

[mack]

Huh? you in clubs guide? This doesnt make sense!

Thanks for explaining exfoliation to us dear, none of us knew what it meant!