Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (1 Viewer)

[abbeyroad]

dear #21 crush

i hate you and i've moved on to #33 crush

 

[RivalryofTroll]

Back already, J?

Well, I doubt it. Very unlikely but it's a possibility. Like 1% chance.

 

[abbeyroad]

dear #90 crush

will you pay attention to me if i did your maths homework

 

[Riproot]

I'm sorry, the content of that message was drowned out by the sound of you sleeping with several members of the forum simultaneously

<3

 

[Ahmed ftw]

Dear secret crush,

Shit man, you're so weird. Like ur nice and all but I dont know, you've got worse mood swings than a chick with really bad PMS. I'm kind of confused about this all, I'm not sure how I feel about you anymore. What I'm trying to say is that if you like someone, you make time for them. You've told me that you like me, but I think that you don't put much of an effort in. Show some damn affection/interest.

 

[Shadowdude]

Dear current #1, #4 and #5 secret crush,

so i get to see all of you tomorrow

maybe


this may end very badly. or very well. or, most likely scenario: nothing happens at all

 

[Ahmed ftw]

Shadowdude bro, fuck u r so weird, Im just not getting how the hell u can like 10 billion people at the same time. That is really creepy man.

 

[Shadowdude]

it goes to 5 only...


less srsly,

there's plenty of shadowdude to go around. not that i want to, but if so, then yes.

 

[Rixon]

it goes to 5 only...


less srsly,

there's plenty of shadowdude to go around. not that i want to, but if so, then yes.

slut

 

[Ahmed ftw]

Hahaha, wow, okay. Not going to get into another argument and have iirc 70 or so posts deleted because we were arguing over shit, but yeah man, show chicks a little more respect. Chicks dig respect man.

 

[Blue Suede]

<3

I just got super excited SP was back and now I'm heartbroken </3 :'(

 

[abbeyroad]

dear #47 secret crush
i miss you hopefully i'll see you tomorrow cos i've lost your used napkin that i took when you weren't looking

dear #89 secret crush
i can't believe you rejected me i've been crying the whole night you are going off the shrine. no just kidding i'll just not light a candle for you tonight or something

 

[Lolsmith]

Hahaha, wow, okay. Not going to get into another argument and have iirc 70 or so posts deleted because we were arguing over shit, but yeah man, show chicks a little more respect. Chicks dig respect man.

being interested in a female is not showing respect?

what

 

[Lolsmith]

That respect nonsense is total horseshit. If you had a 3/10 respecting the shit out of you whilst a 10/10 wasn't, I'm sure you'd go the way of the 3/10

 

[Riproot]

I just got super excited SP was back and now I'm heartbroken </3 :'(

He'll never be back. Rip.

being interested in a female is not showing respect?

what

It's not respectful if you are ranked 2-5 out of more than one person.

 

[Shadowdude]

Dear current #1 secret crush,

You made your choice.

But, I know for a fact that I got a higher mark than your "boyfriend" (and I use that term loosely) in the assessment we got back today.

So you know... if you want a study buddy and/or more pls consider me


Dear new #6 secret crush,

I don't usually go to 6 - but when you smiled at me today, I smiled inside

 

[morts]

Dear new #6 secret crush,

I don't usually go to 6 - but when you smiled at me today, I smiled inside

she wants ya penis bro

 

[Lolsmith]

>she wants to fuck

 

[Lolsmith]

It's not respectful if you are ranked 2-5 out of more than one person.

no that is not true at all

 

[jackerino]

My crush, you have had the most incredible impact on my life, beauty and intellect and sophistication and elegance and sexiness where absolutely redefined when I met you. You just have it all, and are just amazing. I love you so much, please, will you love me back?