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pick-up lines (1 Viewer)

do you think pick-up lines work?

  • yes, all the time

    Votes: 8 42.1%
  • wtf, i just get slapped

    Votes: 11 57.9%

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future gator

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we all know there are the nice pick-up lines, like did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and there are the bad ones like, nice shoes, wanna fuck? well, lets see which ones you got, post then all, good or bad.
 

GaDaMIt

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Uhh, never actually used one. Just joke around with friends so I'm guessing I'm more likely to get slapped?

Anyways

"I bet you $40 you're gonna reject me"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I'm seeing myself in your pants"

:p
 

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future gator said:
we all know there are the nice pick-up lines, like did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and there are the bad ones like, nice shoes, wanna fuck? well, lets see which ones you got, post then all, good or bad.

Pick up lines are REALLY REALLY REALLY going to work arnt they.... hehemmm LMAO.... sure sure... what ever... LMAO
 

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future gator said:
we all know there are the nice pick-up lines, like did it hurt when you fell from heaven
What the hell are you talking about mate, don't tell me you take pick up lines seriously. They're great for a laugh, pretty much it.
 

future gator

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i know there just for fun, i was just seeing of anyone actually had a really good one or one that was really funny
 

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I like this one -
I want to rearrange the letters of the alphabet and put U and I together.
 

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Walk up to a girl and give her a towel. When she says "What's this for?" you say "To wipe your face after I cum on it."
 

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this is good i like it might try it notice i've bolded might
 

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Pickup lines are stupid.
'Nice' pickup lines are just fucking corny and 'bad' ones arent gonna get you any.

Your better of just being funny and polite.
 

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future gator said:
we all know there are the nice pick-up lines, like did it hurt when you fell from heaven, and there are the bad ones like, nice shoes, wanna fuck? well, lets see which ones you got, post then all, good or bad.
I topped the state in 4 unit maths. Wanna fuck?

Chuck norris is my son. Wanna fuck?
 

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hahaha, i've heard this one somewhere:

Hey, fck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
 

EATAPIE

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Master Yoda said:
ive only eva used a line once and it wasnt really a pickup line

id hookd up with this hcik the nite b4 and it was one of those momoents where u no sumthings gonna happen sooner or lata

anyway i just go 'did we kiss last nite?' and she was like 'hmm...i think so' and im like 'was it any good' and shes like 'not sure....betta check' and it was on

back in the bedroom half an hour later
haha. (10 ch)
 

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