Islamics: Sex fuels earthquakes (1 Viewer)

[jarkler]

A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Friday prayers in Tehran.

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper. "We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers."

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/sex-fuels-earthquakes-says-iran-cleric-20100417-sl6k.html


Guys Muslims invented science.

 

[Omie Jay]

LOL!

also link to article plz.

 

[pman]

mildly amusing, I'd like to scientifically explore the possibility of this happening but i really do doubt it....its another only in muslim moment

 

[supercalamari]

Gotta love Muslim Fizzics

 

[violentdelights]

How. Embarassing.

 

[violentdelights]

Who would have known that a certain way of dressing influences techtonic plates?

 

[Slidey]

Islam kills earthquakes

 

[mirakon]

*facepalm*

Why do they always INSIST on making public fools of themselves? It's like they enjoy being internationally humiliated.

 

[Grape juice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

best of 2010 by far.

 

[4025808]

funny shit there worth facepalming

 

[0bs3n3]

Sad because it's about as believable as the whole global warming thing.

 

[Omie Jay]

Sad because it's about as believable as the whole global warming thing.

what?

 

[Flying_Mangina]

Maybe it was a metaphoric representation, that sins will lead to your destruction.... Although i dont beieve looking sexy gets you raped lols.

... And they are Shiih'tes, they wear turbans and are annoying.
suni powers! yeah!!

 

[pman]

guys the earthquake machine (i.e HAARP) causes earthquakes LOL

but if you have to much sex, they will use HAARP on you

 

[Flying_Mangina]

but if you have to much sex, they will use HAARP on you

Shut up cunt face, dont talk, you are a complete fuck-wit.

 

[blackman217]

.....when i have sex the whole world quakes....

 

[Flying_Mangina]

.....when i have sex the whole world quakes....

LOL.
Pman's mama's so fat, when she jumps, the whole world shakes.

 

[jarkler]

Bahahaha I edited that. The one I saw posted last night had the Arabic backward or something.

 

[chicky_pie]

Next they gonna say an asteroid flying through the sky is Israel's conspiracy against the Muslim POPulation. Lulz

 

[kaz1]

it's karma