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[tennille]

Tennille is extremely bored today. Her work didn't roster her on this week but she called in and asked for more shifts.

 

[jhakka]

Marcus loves dancing, and wishes that he had the spatial co-ordination to seriously study a classical form. He is, nonetheless, very happy to stick to classical singing.

Justin would like to be a rock or a (true) punk singer. No talent required.

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus remarks that he hasn't spoken to Justin in a while...

 

[kami]

Evan wonders where everyone went, as they need to return pronto as there are cobwebs on the ipr walls and the echoes are getting frightening

 

[hotcocoababe]

Amber yells out HALLO to everyone and apologises for her prolonged and extended absence from IPR. Amber used to be a highly exalted and respected senior member of the IPR thread but alas, she feels that she is not anymore. Amber spends too much time un-online and she feels she has probably been demoted, but nevermind.

Amber would like to announce that

TODAY IS AMBER's 18th BIRTHDAY​

Isn't that exciting! She is having a big party tonight with lots of friends and relatives whom have travelled afar to see the amber spectacle.

Also, Amber is getting a tattoo today but nobody knows this yet. It's very much a secret but will be rather cool because Amber is wearing a backless top tonight and everyone will see it. Yay!

Love to all

xox

 

[tennille]

Tennille would like to wish Amber a happy 18th birthday and is reminded that she still has another 3 months before she turns 18.

 

[Llyrai]

Alan would like to congratulate Amber on her 18th birthday! We promised to go Adult World together!

And now he must inform Amber that getting a tatoo today means it will be a scab and under a bandaid for sometime, before it can be seen properly, by all those at your party.

Regardless, *hugs* We will explore the philosophy and the power of the phallus having become the universal symbol of *cough* being so entrenched in today's society some other time!

Laters babe, have fun tonight.

 

[hotcocoababe]

Amber has GOT HER TATTOO!!! It is a haiku meaning 'Eternity' on her left shoulder blade. It didn't hurt very much and only cost $50. It did bleed a little however, and is still red and slightly bruised. But it won't really scab too badly according to Amber's boyfriend who already has a tattoo, an eagle on his shoulder.

Yay for Amber! Only 4.5hrs to go till Amber's partaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[jhakka]

Happy birthday Amber.

 

[Llyrai]

Alan wants a tattoo. A haiku that stands for cock.

Alternatively, he is considering 'Free Entry' on the small of his back.

But seriously, when he can think of a worthwhile tattoo design, he will go and get his tat.

Stupid Amber. Alan is jealous.

 

[glitterfairy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBER!

Lynn is so proud of Amber getting a tattoo, as Lynn is far too much of a chicken for such a thing. "Have fun at your party!" she yells (which she can do now, thanks to the happy return of her voice! Hurrah!)

*sends hugs and chocolates and good vibes to Amber*

 

[kami]

Alternatively, he is considering 'Free Entry' on the small of his back.

Evan is dissapointed.. all those times that he paid

Evan thinks it is absolutely uncanny that two celebrations of this nature occured simultaneously
Oh and have a nice one!

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn thinks a LOT of things happened last night, among which of those included Lynn getting a speeding ticket *gasp* BUT, as Lynn wasn't actually the one driving the car at the time (but of course! Lynn doesn't speed! She's a good girl!) someone else (her dad) has to pay up... and he's not happy at all! lol.

"Always take note of school zones and times!" she says gleefully.

 

[hotcocoababe]

*GASPS* Lynn got a speeding ticket?? But upon second reading of Lynn's post, Amber notices that twas not Lynnie who received a nasty ticket - twas her naughty daddy. hehe!

Amber thanks Lynn for her text message, but owing to the huge volume of messages that Amber received - and replied to - yesterday, alas, Amber has not credit.

Amber wonders how come Marcus, Lynn and Justin's names are in bold writing? is it because they are special people with hugely enormously high post counts?

 

[kami]

Amber wonders how come Marcus, Lynn and Justin's names are in bold writing? is it because they are special people with hugely enormously high post counts?

Because they have become Benefactors( minions of Lazarus) due to their helpful and jolly nature

 

[hotcocoababe]

oooooohhhhhhhh...... :uhhuh:

(AMBER'S 400th POST! hehe)

 

[kami]

Evan has to ask out of curiosity and fascination, what did it feel like getting a tatoo?

 

[ujuphleg]

HAHA! Susan has added another star to I-PR's rating so that it is now a 5 star thread.

Susan also wishes Amber a very

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

and says "When will we see you next?!"

 

[jhakka]

Justin almost expects Amber to scream "Never" in a supervillain voice and then laugh evilly.

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn thinks it is high time for an IPR party in which everyone attends, and steals Justin's adorable eyes in order to silently beg everyone to come/offer up their house.