Dating rules (1 Viewer)

[tuanlina89]

hey guys...

waht do u think the general dating rules.. are ...?

 

[Evilo]

Must give head on every 'date'.
apart from that, be yourself

 

[jumb]

put out or split the bill

 

[Riet]

Sit in a tree and k-i-s-s.

 

[Che08]

The guy must walk on the right side of the footpath, he must put his jacket in a puddle for the lady to walk over, he must open the car door, he must taste the wine, he must order for the lady and the lady must sit there - look pretty and shut up.


i dont think there are really dating rules.. its a little old fashioned for me. As long as both parties are respectful to each other everything that follows should be all good because seriously if im dating someone i want to feel like i can be myself around that person, and we can do what we want when want. Otherwise whats the point of dating them?

 

[Captain Gh3y]

Otherwise whats the point of dating them?

To earn a handsome dowry for your family

 

[Che08]

To earn a handsome dowry for your family

i thought the dowry came from the girl?

 

[Captain Gh3y]

i thought the dowry came from the girl?

the correct term was "bride price" i guess

 

[Riet]

1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.
3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5. Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8. Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.

 

[Che08]

1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.
3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5. Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8. Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.

Those are pretty good sayings i'll have to remember them if i ever have kids. :rofl:

 

[Riet]

You suck for not getting pop culture references.

 

[Enteebee]

Ok so generally when dating, what u want is to be able to fuck whoever u want and ur partner to be faithful to you... however unless you're going out with a wimp, chances are you'll have to compromise on one of the two - Either both of you can sleep with whoever, or neither of you.

That is the only rule.

 

[pattii]

hahahaha

 

[Evilo]

put out or split the bill

agreed

 

[.:AmBeR.SmItH:.]

were living in the 21st century therfore dating rules are old
men can do the asking as can the females
and well sure its nice for the guy to pay but many woman nowadays earn just as much or more then men so men shouldnt have to pay all the time
like i said dating rules are just old and overated these days
just as long both parties be themselves then hey theres nothing to be loss but only a whole heap to be gained

 

[mr_brightside]

hey guys...

waht do u think the general dating rules.. are ...?

1. suck me.
2. ?????
3. profit.........................................................................................................................for me.

 

[Che08]

You suck for not getting pop culture references.

haha well on the subject, i suck for other reasons.
8 simple rules hey? never was interested in that... But the rules are pretty cool.

 

[pattii]

hey, just wondering... you date chicks who dont split bills? :|

 

[BlytheChloe]

I would expect to be splitting the bill if we were eating at a proper restaurant but can't you shout me fucking Hungry Jacks without asking for the money back?

Yeah, this happened.

 

[Stevo.]

What's Cabra High now?