Bette Midler KISS MY BRASS TOUR (1 Viewer)

[ihavenothing]

I'm goin!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait first (and second ever) time in 26 years. Ya Gotta have friends!!!!!!!!

 

[Grobus]

LOL, I know my brother and his boyfriend ordered tickets from overseas the day they went on sale.

 

[ihavenothing]

i'm goin with mine lol. She is fucking hilarious, take her Sophie Tucker jokes.

"I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie and he said to me, "Soph, you got no tits and a tight box." I said to him, "Ernie! Get off my back!"

 

[Hippy La-Laa]

You going to see Cher aswell, Ihavenothing?

 

[artfag]

what, are you some sort of faggot?

oh shi

 

[TimeAndTide]

LOL, I know my brother and his boyfriend ordered tickets from overseas the day they went on sale.

You don't mean 'sister'?

 

[Hippy La-Laa]

Who f*cking cares, the guy's got taste.

 

[ihavenothing]

Unfortunately, Cher tickets were too bloody expensive, $600 for a platinum my ass. Whats the bitch gonna do with it? Line her coffin with the banknotes?

 

[Hippy La-Laa]

LOL!!

Yeah, same reason I'm not going. I do have friends who are paying $300 for shocking seats where all they'll get to see is an ant perform. Albeit a fabulous ant.

Seriously, her concerts are so f*cking overpriced.

 

[ihavenothing]

Thats coz shes got all the bells and whistles like the costumes, the giant elephant and trapeze artists and shit. It was only $200 up close in Rotterdam and thats still a fuckin long way away from LA.

However i prefer the Divine Miss M's sense of humour its heaps more earthy.

2005 is the year the Divas came to perform in Sydney.

 

[ihavenothing]

hes a boogie woogie bugle boy from company b

 

[stamos]

what an appalling pun

 

[ihavenothing]

that was just my attempt to bump the title coz i didnt have nething else 2 say.

Btw, later this year Bette, Cher, Britney, sum black bitch i dono and Tim Allen are all starring in In The Pink, the most succesful formula to getting every single gay man into a movie together.

 

[dezzy]

die britney die!

 

[ihavenothing]

She hasnt got full diva status and her acring is appalin so im sure Bette especially and Cher will steal the show.

 

[um..]

when i have dreams of satan she usually takes bette midler's form. i think its the red hair

 

[Jumpman]

bette midler? i didnt know that old cow was still alive

Btw, later this year Bette, Cher, Britney, sum black bitch i dono and Tim Allen are all starring in In The Pink, the most succesful formula to getting every single gay man into a movie together.

er.. no

 

[Katie123]

Am i the only one who loved Beaches....its still a tear jerker for me and teh song at the end is the best.

'the over the shoulder bolder holder' hahahhaa

 

[ihavenothing]

when i have dreams of satan she usually takes bette midler's form. i think its the red hair

She's blonde--Ed

 

[D.Larie]

I'd rather see Bette than Cher.