Drama teacher- Mate, you are a fucking dickhead.
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Once, during a history exam...
Class slurry- Miss, I don't know what to do.
Teacher- Kayla, shut up.
Class slurry- but MISS I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Teacher- SHUT UP AND DO YOUR EXAM
Class slurry- I don't know how.
Teacher- KAYLA. LISTEN HERE. I WILL NOT BE THE ONE, AT CENTRELINK, IN 5 YEARS TIME, WITH 4 KIDS, ALL OF WHOM FROM DIFFERENT BABY DADDIES, SCREAMING MUM MUM I WANT A MEAT PIE.
Class slurry- =\ I just wanted help.
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Head teacher of maths- you guys are the sorriest excuses for year 12s ever. Only Ben is worth anything. The rest of you, are a bunch of turkeys. You had the potential to be fledgling eagles. Instead, you are turkeys. Except Ben. I will shake Ben's hand. *walks over to Ben and shakes his hand*.
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