a story/poem i wrote for one of my girlfrends (1 Viewer)

[eshay lad 69]

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he said “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her more den 4evr)

 

[JT145]

What language is this?

 

[mirakon]

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he said “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her more den 4evr)

That brought a tear to my eye :,(

By thay I mean it was so painfully bad it hurt

 

[Absolutezero]

I hope your girlfriend is less strict about plagiarism than your school, otherwise you're screwed (and not in the good, ideally sexual way).

 

[Shadowdude]

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he said “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her more den 4evr)

umm yeah we've known about this story since like 2010

stop saying you wrote it