what you would do? (1 Viewer)

[Seanus1123]

What would you do if you were to meet Shakespeare, Gwen Harwood, or any other of those whom have wasted countless hours of your time - reading, viewing and reading about their pointless, sadistic, rediculusly pathetic dribble! Well i have composed a simple guide which may provide some ideas for such an encounter.

Step one: Grab nearest hard object (please unsure it is of suitable length and snap resistance)

Step two: Set it on fire (if its metal, search for some petrol)

Step 3: Beat repeatedly - ensuring hair and clothing is set on fire

Step 4 : Tell them just what you actually thought of their dribble and repeat step 3 (as compensation for not being able to express that in the exam!)

PS - i realise Shakespeare is dead

 

[nwatts]

Shakespeare, is brilliant. I'd be in absolute awe if I met him. I'd probably settle the whole debate regarding whether or not he was the true author of a few different sections of contention, as well as asking him the personal reasons behind a few elements of particular plays. And i'd congratulate him on writing the finest literature ever to grace this earth.

Gwen Harwood? The exact opposite. I'd just throw her a copy of Keats' poems and advise her to read his rather than write her own.

Sally Morgan? Probably just taunt with elitist comments regarding her crappy writing.

 

[Captain Gh3y]

I'd have an ale with Shakespeare in the Boar's Head Tavern.

 

[ElGronko]

I can answer this question for most people.

1. Ask for their own interpretation of their works.

2. Plagiarise, memorise then regurgitate in HSC exam.