Fobs (1 Viewer)

[meLoncoLLie]

What is the definition of a fob?

Who's a self-confessed fob?

This should really be in non-school, but since it's so Chinese-related I might as well post it here

 

[bubz :D]

a fob


1. must add la, lor, ar, wor, keke, kaka, ^__^, ^^, ^o^ etc at the end of each sentence

2. does not understand the usage of plurals in the english language. eg, "yoo give me two dollar, i give yoo my two daughter!"

3. poses like this ^__^\V/ in photos (peace sign)

4. has a bunch of hello kitty phone straps, jingly things, flashy stuff hanging off their phone

5. likes twins, F4, boyz (?)

6. is orgasmic over the idea of sanrio, morning glory, artbox etc

7. says "aiya"

8. ignores anyone who is not asian

 

[Jago]

^_^ .

 

[凍鴛鴦]

Nice writeup bubz! Couldn't have put it better myself.

 

[meLoncoLLie]

2. does not understand the usage of plurals in the english language. eg, "yoo give me two dollar, i give yoo my two daughter!"

HAHAHAHAHAH

bubz is really perceptive

 

[santaslayer]

I dunno. You can just pick them out from the crowd.

''Todays boiled rice is tommorrows fried rice''...

Does the ''wei'' thing when answering the phone...

Talks really loud in lecture halls...canto or mando..(i hate that, even though I understand it)...

They also fill the Accounting and Finance lectures....

 

[meLoncoLLie]

''Todays boiled rice is tommorrows fried rice''...

What??

leftovers you mean?

 

[jm1234567890]

6. is orgasmic over the idea of sanrio, morning glory, artbox etc

huh? whats that?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fob&r=f

ahh.... "fresh off boat"

 

[meLoncoLLie]

FOB - is a degrading term for people not up to date on the culture which is an abbreviation for (Fresh Of the Boat.)

The person who wrote this must be one themself

 

[meLoncoLLie]

Here's a nice one -

Fob. Fabulous Oriental Being.

 

[fourthring]

must have rice with every meal

when traveling, looks for chinese restaurants to eat at

 

[ur_inner_child]

must have rice with every meal

when traveling, looks for chinese restaurants to eat at

hahahaha so true

 

[Jago]

definately my dad then.

 

[Armani]

HAHAHAHAHAH

bubz is really perceptive

Bubz is perceptive only cause she is one, she knows she is one, and everyone loves her all the same because she knows she is one

 

[CaR]

Fobs, say "I got rice" instead of "I have rice."

 

[Armani]

Fobs, say "I got rice" instead of "I have rice."

Fobs also have a tendency to draw out certain syllables and use the incorrect tones when pronouncing certain words. An example would be when a word is pronouced and it is spoken with an upper short inflexion, or short upswing, ending as opposed to a lower long inflexion, or long downswing.

eg. particular as opposed to paar-tik-culaar

 

[Snowe]

Whats wrong with liking F4? Lol >.<

I noticed they say verbs with the -ing at the end e.g i liking that girl oba there.

 

[凍鴛鴦]

Fobs also have a tendency to draw out certain syllables and use the incorrect tones when pronouncing certain words. An example would be when a word is pronouced and it is spoken with an upper short inflexion, or short upswing, ending as opposed to a lower long inflexion, or long downswing.

eg. particular as opposed to paar-tik-culaar

Umm... Don't really understand this ?

 

[Li0n]

i am gay ban me and give me 94uaiplz THKNX

 

[xiao1985]

ROFLMAO @ bubz thread lolz

shit that means i am a fob..... i do like 5/7 things there!!!